A long time ago, in a galaxy far away: the highway department of the council were roundly beaten, year on year, by the DARK SIDE, a group led by Darth Dobson and his sons from the deep of East side of Cardiff. Phil Obi wan Cadenne was out of ideas.
Episode IV A new hope: It is a period of civil war (thanks to images in R2 Dully’s monitor). Cane players, striking from Heath Park, have won their first victory against the evil Glenwood Empire under the inspired and selfless leadership of Griff Skywalker. Jim Solo, Chewbadger, C-3SPEvans and R2 Dully have all played their part in defeating the evil Darth Dobson yet Yodanny has taught us well and for 8 strong years the force has been with us.
Episode V The Empire Strikes Back: It is a dark time for the ‘Canes. The Dark side have recruited well. The dead wood is gone and Sutton Troppers at the ready. Evading the Glenwood fleet, a group of ‘Canes, led by Griff Skywalker establish a new secret base called the Full Toss League. The evil lord Dobson, obsessed with beating the canes has dispatched his best side, resulting in defeat for the ‘Canes in the last couple of years.
Episode VI Return of the Jedi: Griff Skywalker has returned to his home of Heath park, on his bike, to rescue the ‘Canes from another humiliating defeat against the dark side and wrap up a league title. The ‘Canes started well and the chief Ewok COB took a wicket in the 2nd over after Griffwalker took a solid catch. Nearly perfect Princess Powell then took 3 in 3 including a catch off Griff in the deep before dropping the dangerous Lord Sutton. Chewbadger took a caught and bowled that defied the beer he’d drunk and Griff Skywalker did the old Lord Dobson with a ‘slow un’. The Ewoks did well in the field with Ewok COB launching a fine run out and catch, Ewok Jaff taking one in the eye and Ewok Bowen aiding mercenary Imran Calrissian a fine run out.
The Dark side were 109 all out after 16.2. (Stick that up your Dark Star).
The AT-AT’s then attacked, but the brave Ewok Jaffa gave as god as he got 33 NO off nothing at all. Imran Calrissian, the mercenary turncoat who can’t be trusted played it safe but for some reason ran Chewbadger out (Arggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh). Wickets soon followed but, Griffwalker used the force on the keeper (you will not take the ball behind and it will be byes) and helped Ewok Bowen to smash home the runs in a demolition of the Glenstar that should offer hope for the future.
A real shame that that C-3SPEvans,R2 Dully and Jaybba the Hut were away. We could of lost that with your help.
MoM – Should be Powell as he got us off to a flier so it is. Unlucky Jaff good keeping and top batting but sorry!
Griff
